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BREAKING NEWS:

Switzerland declares Lobsters can no longer be “boiled alive.” Lobsters now must be sedated before being placed in the pot. Also, the creature can no longer be stored “on ice.” The animal must be stored in its natural environment. Cruelty has been eliminated and humane treatment is finally guaranteed for the crustacean.

(**no word yet on the humane treatment of humans)

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